Alignment through
Coherent
Light
We are transitioning from biological computing (Candlefish) to high-energy photonics. Building general purpose lasers that benefit all of humanity.
The Pivot
"The realization was sudden. Software is ephemeral. Photons are eternal. Our call with Michael Mullens confirmed what the data had long suggested: we needed more power."
CorelDRAW Integration
We have achieved State of the Art (SOTA) performance in vector node manipulation. Our models can now center-align objects with 99.9% accuracy.
James
Chief Kyber EngineerPrimary ignition sequencing & Beam focusing.
Tyler
Grand VizierImperial bureaucracy & Protocol enforcement.
Aaron
Grand Admiral of TechnologyOverseeing the construction of technological terrors.
Patrick
Supreme ChancellorBringing peace, freedom, justice, and security.
Ensuring AGI benefits all of humanity.
By AGI, we mean Artificial General Incandescence. We believe that highly autonomous systems that outperform humans at burning things continuously and coherent light generation should be developed safely.
Constitutional Lasers
Class 4 Alignment
We train our models to be helpful, harmless, and coherent. Mostly coherent.
Emission Red Teaming
Our safety researchers attempt to break the glass tubes under controlled conditions.
Interpretability
We can see exactly where the beam hits because it makes a small fire.